M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. This is Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Nowhere Boy. Write as much as you can. Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. Hearing this, Filch thought that Peeves stole the egg. Author: MyGinevra Published: 2015-09-26 Length: 424 pages Reviews: 0 reviews Letters From the Edge Genres: Drama , Romance , Inspired by the twins' legendary flight to freedom, a great number of students wreaked havoc in the school: Lee Jordan put Nifflers into Umbridge's office, which promptly tore the place apart while searching for shiny objects and leapt on Umbridge when she entered, trying to gnaw the rings off her fingers. Argus Filch seemed so interested in punishing rebellious students in the old manners. He even put a chair against the wall to keep guard there. Why would he?  During his funeral he sat next to Irma Pince, something Harry Potter took notice of, as he suspected a romantic relationship between the two. He always begged Headmaster Albus Dumbledore to let him suspend students by their ankles from the ceiling. Professor Dumbledore took full responsibility for the group, and was to be escorted to the Ministry, where he would be formally charged, and then sent to Azkaban to await trial for conspiracy and sedition. In the evening of 20 April, 1996, Marietta Edgecombe denounced the unsanctioned Dumbledore's Army to Dolores Umbridge.  In his years as Caretaker, Filch learned all about the Castle's secret passageways and hidden doors better than anyone but the Weasley twins and the Marauders. No matter what your interests, if youre a Harry Potter fan (and who isnt? and the two argued loudly as Harry and Hermione hurried off on Hagrid's instruction. How will being left in the hands of a sexual predator at a young age affect the upcoming war? , During the next years, Harry disliked Filch even more, especially when the caretaker took the side of Dolores Umbridge, during Harry's fifth year.  Later, after Lord Voldemort gained knowledge from Alecto Carrow that Harry Potter was in the school premises, the Heads of House started conjuring protective enchantments around the school, preparing to fight and waking up students. Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, 1995 in which he stood by the double doors leading to the Entrance Hall, and listened attentively to Dolores Umbridge's speech. The dark side of Gilderoy Lockhart's one-sided love for Henrietta. It begins at Hogwarts and stars a grown-up threesome. It's me, Harry." Harry said calmly. , During the school year, a mysterious, dangerous monster roamed around the Castle and tried to attack muggle-born students. , In the evening of 1 March, 1997, as Rubeus Hagrid was escorting Harry Potter and Hermione Granger from the Hospital Wing where Ronald Weasley stayed after ingesting poisoned mead, Filch came across them threatening the students with detention. This work now includes mini series as well as oneshots. Harry Potter once speculated that there was "something going on" romantically between Filch and Irma Pince, the equally ancient and irascible Hogwarts librarian. , On their very first morning at Hogwarts, 2 September, 1991, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley managed to get on Filch's wrong side. , During the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, Filch stood by the double doors leading to the Great Hall as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore gave his start-of-term notices. Additional tags/pairings will be added as and when.  But Cho vouched for Harry and stated that he was not ordering Dungbombs. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Rape/Non-Con, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (3), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, wait no there really isn't smut wth did I just write, I think that from being bad at prose I've gone straight to fucking being weird, Fluff will probably creep in because it always does, Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, except 28 yr olds shouldn't be crushing on 12 yr olds lmao, Juciest Lucius and his magnificent Staff, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter/Gilderoy Lockhart, Hermione Granger and her parents (mentioned), Arthurs Semen has its own name and is somewhat sentient against thots, lucius Malfoy has a magnificent extendable arse.  Filch, however, was hoodwinked by Fred and George's Owl order service, in which their products came disguised as perfumes and cough potions. What the hell? Harry Potter and his sister Alison by Melanie Anderson 663K 13K 45 What if Harry had a little sister? Dont forget to leave a comment about your favorite Harry Potter pairing or erotic fanfic.  Later that same month, after Gryffindor's abysmal performance in their Quidditch match against Hufflepuff, the Slytherin sang Weasley is Our King so loudly and frequently that Filch banned the song from the corridors out of sheer irritation.. Filch was furious and kicked Harry out off his office, trying to convince him that the letter was not his, and ordering him not to tell anyone.  By the end of the 1970s, Filch had already filled at least one thousand and fifty-six boxes with punishment records. He is found and adopted by Merlin and is stuck in the past and is immortal until his time approaches. He kept his job of caretaker after the Second Wizarding War. If you like a good threesome,A Nightly Strollby TigerLily8806 might be more your speed. Still Waters Run Deep by sarhea keeps with the Hermione/Percy pairing and reminds us that prim and proper doesnt mean passionless..  Harry Potter helped Dean Thomas mess up the clock in the Clock Tower, Colin Creevey sent the Inquisitorial Squad several rude Howlers in chocolate boxes, and Parvati and Padma Patil poured Babbling Beverage into the school loudspeakers. Its his sixth year at Hogwarts, and Harry Potter finds out all new benefits of being the Chosen One inHarrys Sex Yearby VenomBat22. Professor, something is poking my bum. Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents - In this beloved erotic comedy with over 1,000 reviews, Harry leads his friends on a Horcrux hunt after reading a magical book that gives him special powers. , After Sirius Black's second break-in in the evening of 5 February, Filch bustled around the corridors boarding up everything from tiny cracks in the walls to mouse holes. This series is a collection of one-shots in which Hermione explores several different lesbian relationships. A new educational decree turns Harrys life upside down. Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB. Oliver and Percy are back for this one, and so is Marcus. "Well at least we know Potter's an . He seemed to be bitter and embarrassed about not being able to use magic, as was demonstrated when Harry Potter accidentally discovered his Kwikspell letters in 1992. DO NOT READ IF THE TAGS MAKE YOU SICK NOT A HAPPY STORY FOR HARRY! by Sarah1281. After being freed, Astra wants to know all about the life of her old friend, Harry. Didnt find what you were looking for? When he got to the Owlery, he found Harry Potter (who had just sent a letter for Sirius Black) and Cho Chang (who was sending her mother a parcel for her birthday). Suspecting it was linked to the Cursed Vaults, he was about to report to Dumbledore, but spotted Professor Severus Snape first and told him instead. Dont worry, however. , No one, however, could compete with the master of chaos, Peeves. Harry's 6th year is off to a rough start. Wake up the whole castle, will you? Harry didnt want to react this way. Filch also appeared to respect Headmaster Albus Dumbledore very much. I'm looking for a Harry Potter fanfic in which Harry goes to the past and is 5 or 7 years old. Youve been warned. Handsby iamisaac is erotic fiction starring Albus and Teddy Lupin. Harry Potter is a slut. However, when Arthur turned around he looked at all three at them with a heavy gaze from his blue eyes causing them all of them flinch. Though clearly thinking that Professor McGonagall had gone insane, Filch complied. Harry Potter gives it a try with Moaning Myrtle inHarry Potters Ghostly Experienceby mercuryidols. InBustle by yeaka, Quidditch star Oliver Wood has to deal with adoring fans and his raging desire for his boyfriend Percy. Harry Potter Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. Umbridge and her Inquisitorial Squad then managed to catch the students leaving the Room of Requirement and Harry Potter, head of the organisation, was taken to the Headmaster's office while joined by Umbridge, Edgecombe, Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall, the Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge and his Junior Assistant Percy Weasley, and two Aurors.  When she was Petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was devastated and started sobbing, which made Harry Potter feel slightly sorry for him, though he felt a lot more sorry for himself, fearing he might be expelled. On 7 October, Filch hung a copy of the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four on the Entrance Hall. , He admitted he liked that "Madam Pince won't stand for rule breaking" and he liked it "in a witch". After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance, Tragedy.  At night, while not patrolling the corridors, Filch wore an old flannel dressing gown. , At the beginning of the 1992-1993 school year, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley arrived at school, not via the Hogwarts Express, but in Arthur Weasley's Flying Ford Anglia; Minerva McGonagall, their Head of House, gave them different punishments. Editors Note, 6/22/2020: Following are the works of independent creators. When he realised that Jacob was their brother, he told them he should punish them while he still had the chance, given their brother's bad reputation. Like why he hates students so much. Argus Filch was a rheumatic man with hunched-shoulders and a hunchback. That's what fanfiction is about. In an excuse to escape punishment, Draco told Filch he had been invited to Professor Slughorn's party, and Filch dragged him by the ear to Slughorn's office to see if his claim was true. Inanimate objects get involved inFirst Encounterby Lyris Malachi. Filch even threatened Harry after finding him standing by the petrified Mrs Norris, Dumbledore had to calm him down. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux. Marrying Millicent Bulstrode, the ugly, smelly and fat girl of Slytherin, who liked to giggle with that irritating sound that tears through your head like the wail of a pig? He was aided by the Inquisitorial Squad, but odd things like antlers sprouting from their heads kept happening to its members. On luonnollista haluta lis heti kun on saanut ensi maistiaisen - ja min syytn itseni siit, ett annoin sen maistiaisen sinulle"SK s. 203.  Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. My sweet! However, he did reveal to them he had heard rumours that he had been spotted in the Hogwarts Library. Harry told Hermione to calm down and tell him what's wrong. Short as fuck, I know, but take it or leave it.  Filch was obsessed with keeping the Castle neat and tidy, and was infuriated when students made a mess with potion ingredients, or forgot to wipe their feet. The idea of sex has always frightened Neville, but Luna is more than happy to guide the way. , If Filchs trying to learn magic from a Kwikspell course, I reckon he must be a Squib. If youre like me, you might enjoyRuns in the Familyby TransBoyWonder. If you ever wondered what it would be like if Hermione Granger was a lesbian, check outThe Exploits of Hermione Grangerby WhereTheBerriesBloom. Collections: 1 599 Kudos: 1124 Bookmarks: 263 Hits: 50961 Listopia Harry Potter FanFiction All of the best novel length Harry Potter FanFiction stories. On the night stand, beside a plate that was empty but for a few crumbs, lay his wand and glasses. Strange, but consensual. What are they doing here? Yes, this is Draco Malfoy and an apple.  They did not leave instructions on how to remove the swamp and as such, Umbridge and Filch tried fruitlessly different means of removing it. Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. AU. Harry is shrunken so needs somewere to go to stay safe hwere better then in athrur wealsey's underware. Ronald Weasley demanded to know what did it matter if the students were smuggling Dark objects out of the premises, and his cheek earned him a few jabs with the Sensor. At the end of the year, Filch attended the End-of-Term Feast, reunited with his cat. He was born to at least one wizard parent sometime before 1951, presumably somewhere in the British Isles. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! , Near the start of the 19891990 school year, Jacob's sibling approached Filch in his office, where they asked him if he had seen their brother Jacob who had been spotted on school grounds. #1. In this extremely strange erotic fanfic, Hogwarts is lonely and the giant squid is there to fill those halls. Harry finds a butt plug that makes the person with it in them horny as hell. However, Dumbledore managed to convince Filch that Harry was not responsible, as he could not have performed such Dark magic, being twelve years old at the time. Filch said that this did not make him happy, but the look on his face seemed to say otherwise, but as it was Christmas, Slughorn let Draco stay with no punishment. Albus always wanted Teddy, but never thought he would be able to have him. Centaurs are infamous within the Harry Potter fandom for possibly raping a Harry Potter villain off-screen.  Filch brought her her luggage, as she was stopped by a mob of Daily Prophet reporters who took pictures of her escape. In a world where Vernon decided to get the freak out of his house as long as possible before he starts training his magical powers, the man sells Harry to his boss for the next five years when Harry was five. Feel free to suggest any pairings/situations you'd like to see, and eventually I'll try to include them (it could take a while). Lots of sex. Under Umbridge, Filch walked around in an extremely good mood.  Most of the staff appeared to dislike Filch's grumpy and antipathetic personality, such as Minerva McGonagall, who could often be irritated by his behaviour (to the point of forgoing her usual politeness with fellow staff by calling him a "blithering idiot"), and Horace Slughorn, who intended to report him for being more concerned about cleaning up than with the students' security. Of course, as Filch had no inherent magical powers, this was of little use. In 1995, when Dolores Umbridge became High Inquisitor at Hogwarts, Filch gladly supported her. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceHermione Granger and Harry Potter discussing the new security messures, Now in open war, upon the students' arrival at the school on 1 September, 1996, Filch was charged with checking the students and their possessions for dark objects with Secrecy Sensors. Then, Professor Alastor Moody (actually Barty Crouch Jnr under the Polyjuice Potion) appeared and made them leave, convincing them that no one was there, saving Harry and later giving Harry's things back.  During the Hallowe'en feast on 31 October, Filch wore his mouldy old tailcoat and added chairs to accommodate Igor Karkaroff, Olympe Maxime, Ludovic Bagman, and Bartemius Crouch Senior at the Staff Table. When Harry Potter reached Filch, the caretaker gave a great sniff as though to detect a whiff of Dungbombs.. The other teachers, who could have removed the swamp in an instant, preferred instead to watch Umbridge struggle. He wanted Lockhart to stop, but was powerless.  Filch also had a difficulty in recognising potions, due to his lack of magical knowledge as he did not notice the love potions disguised as perfumes and cough potions by the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, nor did he notice the poisoned mead sent in by Madam Rosmerta (while under the Imperius Curse cast by Draco Malfoy), showing he was not particularly observant despite his obsessive personality.  By 1 September 1997, Severus Snape was made Headmaster of Hogwarts while his fellow Death Eaters, Alecto Carrow and Amycus Carrow became the Muggle Studies and Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers respectively, as well as Deputy Heads.. There are so many Drapple fics to choose from, but one of the steamiest isForbidden Fruitby Charlotte Blackwood. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist. The love between Hermione and centaur Firenze in The Winter WizardsCentaur Loveis entirely consensual. Dumbledore then knocked down the Ministry officials, and left the school undetected. I'm coming to get you, Peeves You've gone and stolen a Triwizard clue, Peeves Dumbledore'll have you out of here for this, you filthy, pilfering poltergeistFilch's paranoia with Peeves, after Harry Potter (under his Invisibility Cloak) drops his Golden egg. This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. Filch confiscated a shrunken head from Vincent Crabbe. Harry sank into one of the trick steps and got stuck in it, making his golden egg break open and wail. Its a short and simple tale of two men getting ready together and getting a little distracted. This is an implied slash, don't like, don't read! They were given detention in the Forbidden Forest, along with deductions of fifty house points each. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. He also asked the Headmaster to let him use the shackles on Jacob's sibling as they were, in his eyes, very rebellious for facing the Cursed Vaults, Sniff around, my sweet, they might be lurking in a corner.Filch talking to Mrs Norris, Possibly the only being in Hogwarts that Filch actually liked was his beloved cat, Mrs Norris.  Filch was reportedly miserable, as he thought Umbridge was the best thing that ever happened to Hogwarts.. Oh, yes hard work and pain are the best teachers, if you ask me It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed Right, off we go, and don't think of running off, now. Oh God Not Again! It is unknown what was made of Filch, or even if he was mistreated by the Carrows simply for being a Squib.  He was one of the few people who actually liked her at the school. Numerous pairings, including heterosexual and various LGBTQ+ oneshots, mainly involving Harry but also includes other relationships. Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot. Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes. Granted they do come to visit, Harry just visits the most. Filch almost caught Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom, but they successfully managed to hide in the Forbidden Corridor as Peeves refused to share any information with Filch. P.S. The detention Harry gets with Lockhart comes about in a different way, and is spent with less than school appropriate actions. , In the morning before the first school trip to Hogsmeade of the school year, Filch matched the names of those visiting the village to the long list of students who had permission from their parents or guardian to do so. Or even just one page. Harry Potter and Georgia knightly have suffered at both the same night.join them through their journey with their friends at their times in Hogwarts the good and bad. Destiny is not written in stone Now for the really weird erotica, the stories that defy classification. So, the Legends, along with Harry Potter, Lena Luthor, and Kara Danvers, along with some guests, read the Harry Potter series. , Due to Harry's dislike of Filch, Harry twice jinxed him with Langlock in his sixth year, humiliating Filch much to the amusement of everyone who witnessed it.. One of the fandoms favorite non-canon pairings is Dramione (Draco/Hermione). He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. Harry Potter Fanfic Harry And Hermione. In the night of 21 January, 1995, Filch almost caught Harry Potter while he was on his way back to Gryffindor Tower after having been in the Prefects' bathroom trying to solve the golden egg riddle for the Triwizard Tournament. 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